when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
Though his real weird obsession is with making his kids listen to stories about his failed personal life
Seriously, I think those kids had their graduation on that couch, still listening to tales about how their dad met, dated and broke up with women who weren’t actually their mother
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."