charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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(Source: oliviergiroudd)

(Source: hangthecode)

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

(Source: buriedalivebylovexxx)

oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

cloudcuckoolander527:

strawberrypatty:

seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

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The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 

blackbird-fly-xxx:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

wow he’s a keeper
blackbird-fly-xxx:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

wow he’s a keeper

blackbird-fly-xxx:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

wow he’s a keeper

(Source: spoopybarakarts)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

mattressblowoutsale:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

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Though his real weird obsession is with making his kids listen to stories about his failed personal life

Seriously, I think those kids had their graduation on that couch, still listening to tales about how their dad met, dated and broke up with women who weren’t actually their mother

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

the-last-time-lordess:

THIS WAS LESTRADE’S BEST FUCKING LINE IN THE SHOW YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

(Source: hanna-hunts)